UPDATE: Mr. Nuts was right! The Fremont cat accurately predicted Team USA to win the 34th America's Cup.
The America’s Cup is coming to an end as you read this. But you don’t need to hang in suspense — Team USA will be the victor, according to a prognosticating cat from Fremont.
Mr. Nuts delivered the America’s Cup spoiler this morning after pooping in a litter box with Team New Zealand’s name on it.
The famed feline — named after his “prominent manly bits prior to getting fixed” — has correctly predicted the losers of the last three Super Bowls, Mitt Romney’s loss in the presidential election and the gender of Kate Middleton’s baby, according to Five Pet Place, a luxury cat furniture store in Fremont where Mr. Nuts resides.